I’ve been raped.
I’ve been sexually assaulted.
I had a miscarriage 5 years ago.
I’ve had my heart broken multiple times.
I have very severe depression.
I hope no one has to go through the emotional pain I’ve been through in my life. This was just the tip of the iceberg. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
this is pretty brilliant.
The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes with a charming smile and as everything you’ve ever wished for.
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
literally adventure time knows their shit
Jake fishes his cup from the window literally 5 minutes later
When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
karlie is a genius
If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.
he’d swallow his eyeballs.
100% of this is beautiful
Maniacal laughter seems to be the general consensus.